March 2012
0 posts
Customer: You don't have coffee cake?
Me: No, but we have a cream cheese muffin that tastes just like it.
Customer: Oh... Cream Cheese? but that seems so heavy...
Me: Sir, What do you think is in coffee cake?
February 2012
11 posts
“Can I have half and half instead of cream? I hate cream.”
– Customer
A lady pulled up to drive through yesterday and was on her phone. She handed me her card to pay and said whispering “I’m on a conference call.”
Da fuck lady. No.
4 people
I told a woman yesterday “Excuse me, but I can’t have you going table to table to solicit and sell things. We are a restaurant and can’t have this.”
“What? I can’t just give them information?”
“No.” and I wanted to add that especially not when you’re telling people about a weight loss solution that works when it obviously does nothing...
I have shit to do
No sir, I am not going to stand still for one moment on this busy Sunday. My back is already turned to you as I finish making this smoothie. Let that be a hint. So don’t just yell
“Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Excuse me. Miss.”
at me. Let that also give you an idea that No. I can not watch your Ipad sit at the counter while you disappear for an undisclosed amount of...
assortedmisanthropy:
If you don’t know what you want- don’t go through the drive-through. I don’t want to listen to you go “Uhhhhmm.. Uhmmmm…Uhhhh” You sound like a retarded zombie.
Me: It'll be 13.86
Customer: Can I pay for this in three separate transactions?
Me: If you want to be difficult.
To the lady who demanded eight raw sugars in her...
myleswillsaveus:
…what the hell is wrong with you?